zackisontumblr:

psyducked:

someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain

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When someone brings my roommate & me wine

whatshouldwecallme:

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bigbirdvevo:

why cant we be friends i sing as i go onto page 38 of your blog






kanikkers:

THE FUCKING SUNGLASSES ONE

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liampain:

i’m not a regular blog

i’m a cool blog

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andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

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paintingheartsinsilence:

And those embryos, once born, don’t deserve to be protected if they are of color, a girl/woman, queer, trans*, disabled, and/or otherwise “not good enough”. And if the pregnant person is in danger by being pregnant and/or giving birth, that doesn’t matter either. All that matters is that every embryo is born. Once born, the former embryo can be denied food, shelter, medical care, you name it. The pregnant person’s health? Doesn’t matter. And you call this pro-life?!

(Source: catbushandludicrous)



msjewbooty:

when i was in 5th grade a boy liked me but i thought he was annoying, so on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and  i said no and i had to think of an excuse so i started hugging a tree and i told him the tree was my boyfriend, then later i saw him kicking the tree and i felt kinda bad



gaytectives:

if a poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic or less toxic




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  • me: rewards myself with several hours on the internet







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